Plans have been released for the G.W. Bush Presidential Museum, which will contain the following:
The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
The Hurricane Katrina Room – (Still under construction.)
The Texas Air National Guard Room - You don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room - They won't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room - They won't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room – Nobody can find it.
The War in Iraq Room - After your first tour is finished they can force you to go back again and again and again…
The Dick Cheney Room - In an undisclosed location, you can shoot a close friend in the face.
Later, check out the K-Street Project Gift Shop where you can buy an election, or if no one’s monitoring it, steal one; and don't forget to visit the Men's Room for a meet and meat with a Republican Senator!
There will also be an entire floor devoted a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
When asked about the plans, the President said he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was “better than his father's.”
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